Monster Muff
shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick
pats momma has a monster m-ff, it’s like the jungle in nam!!
female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly b-tton, depending on body type. reminiscent of a dark colored sh-g carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster m-ff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff st–z.
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