monster munch

an edible snack for children made of corn. those living in the united kingdom will have grown up constantly being offered this snack by those around them.

flavours include: roast beef, pickled onion and flamin’ hot!
“hey, do you want some monster munch?”
1) a tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. mmmm.
2) snogging ugly birds. mmmm.
lets go for a monster munch. i want the taste of beef on my tongue.
c-ckney rhyming slang for ‘credit crunch’.
as in:

“if it weren’t for the monster munch you’d have got that xbox for christmas johnny.”

“what’s that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? … no it’s the bailiff”
the act of overly aggressively eating out a women both v-g-n-lly and -n-lly at the same time.
he bent her over and monster munched the sh-t out of her. all i heard was nom nom nom nom nom.
dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.
i got terribly, terribly drunk one night. i ws desperate to tw-ng my load. ya know when you just need to get laid? anyway, i awoke in the morning then realised i’d munched a monster! eek!
the inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it -n-l or v-g-n-l prior to giving it a good ole railing. care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!
i monster munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy -ss sn-tch!