f-cking on halloween in a graveyard
“donny, me and cat did the monster smash last night.”
“no way bro! isn’t your grandma in that graveyard?”
“yeah, but that didn’t stop me. candy was everywhere.”
- elizabeth quay
elizabeth quay is a major western australian development project that opened on 29 january 2016 in the perth central business district. located on the north sh-r- of perth water and centred on the landmark swan bells elizabeth quay is a major western australian development project that opened on 29 january 2016
a guy who has no friends bablu has no friends
a fl-stered expression that is exclaimed when frightened or scared. my husband screeched flerpaherp as i jumped out of our closet.
when you date a girl and decide to drop her without saying sh-t. she wonders what happened, but can’t get in touch because she’s been blocked on your phone, social media and completely debted without word. bro i just corrined that b-tch.
- salmon sac
when a used condom full of s-m-n is left inside the v-g-n- after the guy pulls out. ted didn’t want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a salmon sac with mutual consent. a used condom full of s-m-n that is left inside the v-g-n- after pulling […]