monster thickburger
the largest, most fattening burger offered at a hardee’s restaurant. an incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. the holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. peta’s worst nightmare. not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.
everyone get in the car, we’re going to hardee’s! and bring the defibrillator, honey, ’cause i’m havin’ a monster thickburger!
the thing in the front of my pants.
my monster thickburger was a combo deal with her arby’s big montana.
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