monster trucks
the cars (usually jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don’t fit into the dashers anymore and it’s somewhat like a tractor. it’s an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans’ exhibitions.
that freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. however, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
something larger than life, ridiculous proportion, extremely uncalled for, completely outrageous
that chicks t-ts are f-ckin’ monster truck. or remember that chick gave us all blumpkins? that was f-ckin monster truck!
when a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee’s across the top of them while screaming “monster truck”!!
“wake up! monster truck!!!”
to get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in grave digger fashion.
bob : lamp :: monster truck : ford festiva
– verb
the act of annihilating something obstructing your path of travel.
sorry i’m late, i got stuck in traffic and ended up having to monstertruck the old lady in front of me to catch my exit.
dude, i just monstertrucked that tree.
while sitting, you get a friend to sit on your lap sideways and bounce them up and down while chanting, “monster truck, monster truck.” go to breakfast after.
terry monster trucked ricky and now we’re hungry.
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