Monsterbate
1. to m-st-rb-t- in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.
2. the form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.
3. an actual monster’s masturbation.
“he doesn’t simply m-st-rb-t- to angelina jolie, he monsterbates to her.”
“the undertaker is only capable of monsterbation – masturbation for him is out of the question.”
“cookie monster has been known to monsterbate off the scent of a cookie alone.”
to touch ones self (i.e: m-st-rb-t-) to ugly girls with ugly faces.
i didn’t want to m-st-rb-t- normally today, so i looked up some pictures of girls i work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and i started to monsterbate rapidly.
(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. pleasuring one’s self to lady gaga songs. 2. what lady gaga does with her v-g-n- and p-n-s. 4. complete obsession with lady gaga
ex: there is actually people out there who monsterbate.
to play with your monster. duh. it makes your palms hairy.
so there i was, bored one evening. luckily, i had my monster in my closet, so i took it out and monsterbated.
the act or being of drinking a monster brand energy drink.
my friends and i monsterbate when we’re thirsty.
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