monstrodka-lemonodka
a thirst quenching alcoholic juice drank in huge quant-ties on friday and sat-rday and sometimes on sunday. monstrodka-lemonodka consists of 2.5 large shots of vodka in a pint gl-ss half filled with ice and topped with monster zero or monster ultra, the white one, and sometimes the orange one and, most importantly, with a large lemonade top.
if you do not get the measurements of monstrodka-lemonodka right or the ratio of juice to ice, you will be banished back into the kitchen to make monstrodka-lemonodka from scratch until you get it right.
there are a few variations on the cl-ssic monstrodka-lemonodka. most popular ones include liltotka-lemonodka (if you’ve ran out of monster), monstrodka-spritetodka (if you’ve ran out of lemonade), fantotka-lemonodka (not recommended).
” hey it’s friday, it’s monstrodka-lemonodka time”.
“i will have one monstrodka-lemonodka please”.
“this monstrodka-lemonodka is kicking my -rs- right now!”
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