Monstrosity
one of the best “real” words in the english language.
a term to describe something monsterous or hideous.
what is that monstrosity on your head!? is it a dead bird? o.o
“it’s my favorite hat.” -awkward silence-
queen(bohemian rhapsody):
he’s just a poor boy, from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!!!
bob: what is he building?
me: a monstrosity. 🙂
n. mɒnˈstrɒsɪtɪ
1. the quality or character of being monstrous.
2. a mammoth or colossal being.
3. a beastly specimen among humans, often characterized by ultra manly characteristics. ex. firefighting, use of grizzly products, playing rugby, the wearing of obscenely short shorts and little else, unnatural strength for a man.
4. one whos core is way hard.
you see that guy in the busch light box cowboy hat? that monstrosity just fell off the roof, got right back up, is now doing some ridiculous but addicting dance and singing rugby songs.
pouring a monster energy drink on a v-g-n- before eating it out to make it taste better.
i pulled a monstrosity on my girlfriend cus she tasted like sh-t.
n 1. a blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. dave irwins p-n-s
v. after j-zzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her -ss to sleep.
n. i swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith’s pool.
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