Montagged


when someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to heidi montag’s abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a britney rip off performance at the 2009 miss universe pageant.
“she totally montagged that presentation.” or “that attempt was completely montagged.”

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