the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one… literally. it’s right on the border next to matamorris, pa and port jervis, ny but still manages to be in the middle of b-mf-cking nowhere.
poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)
dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the f-ck is that?!?!?
to be backed-over repeatedly by one’s own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carc-ss unaware of its own inevitable demise
holy sh-t!! look at garrett! his dad totally just montagued him at 30 mph!!!
intelligent and successful sums up montague. a gentleman at heart and a great friend. attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. funny, genuine and looks out for those montague considers friends.
awww montague said hi to me today! (blushes)
waving your arm back and forth,then feeling your peck, cause it’s all wavy and sh-t !
vikram: hey jamie, what you doing ?
jamie: just doing the montague fool !
town with 98% white population…usually a town that is good in football but thats it…nothing else..sometimes track but thats it….
hey lets go visit montague…ok lets go
to get extremely blackout drunk and eat someone else’s large -ssortment of expensive french cheese.
dude, last weekend i was at this wedding and the groom’s father montagued all over the living room.
holy sh-t did you just montague in the bathroom?
montague is a word you use when your getting ready to leave or ask if someone else or others want to leave. you can say it to one person or a group. its used the same way as mob. “lets mob on out of here”
“hey joe lets montague out of here, yeah?”
“hey are you guys ready to montague?”
- fridge scan
the constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. for pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares. normal person: bro, i’ve pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing…lets check the pantry! […]
- cramp on with her tampon
menstruation cycle; peroid yeah, i bet she’s got her cramp on with her tampon
- effin gato
effin gato is the spanish/english version of saying “f-ckin p-ssy!” someone that’s scared sh-tless of everything. person a:”your mom is an -sshole.” person b:”watch your mouth you effin gato!”
eganwo is the opposite of ownage. (term used in gamers language) when you totally screwed up in a game, you really are the eganwo. owned person: sh-t dude, i lost this game for the 5th time in a row! owner: you really are eganwo…
shortened term for an extremly large sh-t. originating from the phrase “sh-t the size of montaña”. montainya is to be said with a country accent and is a combination of the spanish word for mountain and the state of montana. guy 1: wow it smells so bad in the bathroom. guy 2: haha thats cuz […]