Montalvo
a mexican god!
girl1- omfg! who the f-ck is that h-lla hotty!?<3
girl2- omg! its montalvo, he's the s-xiest man on earth!!<3
the biggest b-tch everrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
quit being a montalvo ,and go talk to her.
moron,
your just a montalvo
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