Montana Duffel Bag
this lovely little technique is when you sh-t in a bag, put it on a girl’s head, and f-ck her in the -ss. hold the bag really tight, but don’t kill the b-tch. instead, when she’s about to p-ss out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.
derek gave danielle a montana duffel bag when they got home
this lovely little technique is when you sh-t in a bag, put it on a girl’s head, and f-ck her in the -ss. hold the bag really tight, but don’t kill the b-tch. instead, when she’s about to p-ss out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.
derek’s gave danielle a montana duffel bag when they got home
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