Montana Mirror
a large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. in states other than montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. in these cases it would just be known as a mirror.
in montana, the mirror is used for -n-l intrusion detection, because when you are in montana you are always watching your back.
“my montana mirror saved my -ss again last night on 2nd shift. i looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. ”
“d-mn man, get outa my montana mirror you f-g! i’m not a sheep. get that montana stick outa my cubicle! i’m calling security.”
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