Montana Paint


montana paint is what you get when you mix buffalo sh-t with snow and smear it on a fence or house. it falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you’ve already been paid and drank all the money.
the house looks like h-ll, jimmy. mix up some montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for momma.

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