Montana Telegram
when your buddy b-tt-dials you right before he starts having s-x allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having s-x.
girl getting railed: uhh uhhh
dude getting laid: mehhrr
dude 1: dude my friend just b-tt dialed me
dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
dude 3: definately
dude 1: maybe he’s givin her the montana muzzleloader
dude 2- no man, shes gettin the montana telegram
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