Montara


montara is a town between pacifica (p-town/pathetica) and half moon bay (hmb). its not known for anything because of how small it is, but like hmb and pacifica it has a high blazing population and also a lot of old people looking for a quite town to live in. montara is kinda known for devil’s slide witch you have to cross to get there coming south from san francisco.
no f–k you i mean montara

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