montard
a cross between a r-t-rd and a moron.
“i dropped my phone in the toilet!!”
(response) “you are such a montard!!”
a hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.
look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! it runs right into the wall!
combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally r-t-rded
nothing is going right today! i feel like a montard.
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