montauk

the greatest place on long island. the beginning, the end. and yes, it’s way the f-ck out there.

if you can’t stand the hamptons, and uptight -ssholes, montauk is the place to go.

bring beer, a chair, and umbrella, and leave your bullsh-t at home.
“where you going?”

“montauk”

“sweeeeet”
a second-rate destination for kids who couldn’t have afterprom in the hamptons.
mike: where ru guys going for afterprom
dan: we’re going to the hamptons. were gonna get mad sh-tty and hook up with some hot b-tches. should be chill. how about you?
mike: eh, my friend’s date has a house in montauk, so we’re going there. its gonna be pretty lame. not too much alcohol, and all the bids are mad immature and prude.

dan: sorry bro
mike: f-ck my life
montauk (in reference to, but not the mtk, ny)

(vb.) – to put shaft and b-lls in mouth simultaneously.

enjoy.
dude, i totally montauked betty last night. i didn’t think her mouth could ever open that wide.
is some slang term for montana preppy, stuck up b-tches use to confuse others who aren’t down with their scandalous p-ssy -ss crew.
“hey becky!” “like, omg lizzy! you’re going to montauk tomorrow?!” “yeah i know, i’m going with brad. we plan on taking pics of ourselves all dressed up in our gay -ss preppy clothes, and send you guys it through mysp-ce!” “like no way!”