the eternal teacher and the gatekeeper,also known as fabbbyyy, for engineers and misguided individuals.. he is the light, molecule, and bond to every solution. all hail the montechrist!!!!!!!!
i prayed to the montechrist to curse his wretched -sshole with big black d-cks and itching powder. lord monte save us all!!
-babies, gunz, and montechristo

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