montecito
a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich -ssholes.
montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot milf and a old man.
popular sayings:
cito rats
lets get some caviar
b-tch wheres my ferrari
d-mn hos give me my drink
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