Monterey Rub

simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
also known as nantucket rigging or clam-gunning.
i monterey rubbed joyce and brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
i nantucket rigged felicia and naomi in stirrupped beds while watching chitty-chitty bang bang.
maria and phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an amc gremlin in-line six engine.

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