Monterey
a place where you’re sick if you’re italian or sicilian and rock all stars/world series gear from five years ago. it is common to think you are “legit” if you smoke weed and/or drink profusely. in addition, everyone has hooked up with everyone, and aids is an epidemic. to top it off, allllll of the white kids listen to 2pac, mac dre, and andre nickatina as they drive around in their daddy’s car.
let’s go to monterey! where the girls are easy and the weed is dank but there’s nothing fun to do besides h-t on people at the mall or walk on the wharf!
a city on the central coast of california where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.
jim: hey what do you wanna do today?
dan: i dunno dude. there’s nothing to do in monterey.
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