Montgomery Monster
in the 1940s, when segregation was on the rise, a white man by the name of james manton invented what is known as the “crotchal stimuli injection system” – a.k.a. the modern day p-n-s pump. manton knew that the only way that the white man would be able to compete with a black man’s p-n-s (see alabama black snake) was to “stack the deck”. what was the result? on average a 12.75 inch purple armored warrior known as the montgomery monster.
much folklore surrounds the montgomery monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of d-ck royalty.
“the montgomery monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. however, it was d-mn impressive. i need to get me one!”
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