montgomery, tx
a small town made famous for creating the texas state flag that was, in previous years, highly regarded for its stunning academic background and highly sophisticated arts programs (choir. theater, band, etc) that earned them a spot as one of the most highly praised schools in texas.
it tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. after that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and lsd.
now, montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their sh-t don’t stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy’s hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
friend one: dude you used to be such a good guy…what happened
friend two: *snorts line of c-ke*
friend three: he’s like the montgomery, tx of people
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