montie


to start one’s car using a screwdriver instead of a key.
my friend had to montie into his car this morning.
code for a sl-t or wh-re with very low morals/standards. used when revealing a person’s true motives.
guy 1: hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that’s been all on me all night guy 2: no dude, shes a total montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs guy 1: d-mn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..

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