Montreal Flat
thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community – seattle flat etc.
al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. turned out they were montreal flats.
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