Montriced
verb. to perform below expectations and blame the subpar performance on others. usually -ssociated with premeditated excuses, such as casually running something important by someone unaware and using that person’s failure to criticize as the reason for the failure.
what do you mean it’s my fault you didn’t get cat food? we talked about it this morning, it’s not the phone’s fault. i’m not trying to be montriced.
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