neon


a color often worn by runners who like sticking out in a crowd
me: “wow, all of those kolbi over there are wearing neon yellow!”
some1: “i hope they get hit by a car so they’ll realize neon doesn’t make them more visible, it just bothers people”
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element number 10.
neon is a n-ble gas.
a car that paint refuses to stick to for more than two years.
dream on tom murphy. that car is a joke.
cheap car that almost always has paint missing on one place or another
i wish i never bought this pos neon.
in acr form,
(1)a great domestic compact car whose rapidly disappearing taillights are most typically seen through the windshields of honda civics, chevy cavaliers, and other -ssorted sh-tboxes.
(2) a car whose cost-effective method for outhandling a 3-series bmw involves a simple turn of a kn-b on each of the struts, rather than the $1200 or more needed for a cheap–ss civic to do the same.
(3)often seen lifting an inside rear wheel around every corner it approaches, including parking sp-ces, post office mail drops, and autocross cones.
i watched from the rearview mirror of my neon acr as a mustang spun out while trying to follow me around a right turn at 40 mph.
the tubelights used to make da signs or advertising.
usually used to highlight the advertising.
hey see u at da wimpy’s neon, and let’s got to movie from there.

don’t park it right below da neon, u’ll get fined.

a compact front wheel drive vehicle that was meant for low income families. or for low intelligence citizens to “race” about thinking they have purchased the car equvilent of jesus christ. featuring a 2.0l engine the vehicle is great for carrying groceries or for….well thats really it a 2.0l engine can’t do much more even when it is “supercharged” in srt4 form. the upside is it is absolutely amazing v-g-n- repellant for the modern on the go closeted h-m-s-xual. walking is faster and cooler than riding in this car.
“dude i had to quick spin my mustang away from a neon trying to race me before it lowered my cars resale value” “oh g-d a neon pulled up beside me at the lights”
those stupid lights barryboys attach the the underside and interior of their cars.
f-ck only knows why.
i’m off to halfords to buy some neons.
have you seen my new neons? wikkid!

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