Montserrat
a girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. the legend says all montserrats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.
a montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. they often confuse montserrats with penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.
she is usually a chill girl who does not give a f-ck about anything. she is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. a montserrat usually loves zelda and plays a lot of video games.
if you date a montserrat consider yourself a lucky b-st-rd.
guy #1: man i am dating this super hot girl that is really chill and plays zelda.
guy #2: really.. what’s her name?
guy #3: montserrat.
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