MOSCRU
noun: the state of experiencing a sudden, unexpected, and dire need to defecate before fecal incontinence occurs. often -ssociated with intense abdominal cramping, nausea, and sometimes confusion. acronym standing for moment of significant colorectal urgency.
karl suddenly sat bolt upright at his desk, clenching his b-ttocks as he tried not to soil himself. this was no ordinary round in the chamber… this was an all-out moscru.
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