monty middle


a f-cked up middle school 6-8 where it’s cool to smoke weed and have s-x. pregnancy scares are a thing and depression is cool. the girls are all sl-tty and theirs always drama. the f-ckboys arent even hot, because there are literally no guys who are hot. like 2, maybe. the princ-p-l has his head up his -ss and all the teachers want to be the cool teacher. be prepared for weird -ss team names such as ‘the royal blue narwals’. ask.fm will plague this school, spilling all the popular kids secrets, who have adopted a mult-tude of nicknames over the years. the most common one to hear is ‘pb’ for ‘popular b-tch’.
she goes to monty middle? she must be fuuuucked up.

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