Moo Fly
a cow with fly wings, has super powers yay! he can fly and has the power to manipulate energy around him. he also is surrounded by a layer of negative energy that acts as a shield. he is known for being strange and obnoxious. also dubs people awesome for absolutely no reason…
woman:help i’m getting robbed
moofly:here i am to save the day -farts-
robber:oh my god what did you eat?
moofly:roadkill and this -pulls out dead squirrel half eaten-
robber:that’s what the? -barfs-
woman:oh my…
robber:you’re sick -runs away-
woman:i’m covered in… disgusting!
moofly:you’re thanks is reward enough citizen!
woman:get away from me freak -slaps him and runs-
moofly:what freaks! i ain’t dubbin’ them awesome worth cr-p sheesh!
1 more definition
1) a creature part cow, part fly, part pure awesomeness. usually found in the hottest night clubs and parties. also seen when completely wasted. cause they exist ooo! and can i get a moo moo!? pretty please…
2) a word uncommonly used to describe anyone who is cool
3) the coolest thing ever, besides me… duh!
the moo fly deemed me awesome! and i my mom is letting me wear pull-ups now! cause i’m a big boy now! i’m special…
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