moob tube
an over-tight t-shirt worn by an overweight man.
jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.
“hey man, nice moob tube,” commented one of his friends.
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- mooboob
an extrememly large man breast which can be confused as a b–b george:hey greg did you see that moob–b last night it was all up in my face? greg: yea it was jiggling everywhere!!!
- Moobment
very distinctive undulating movement of man b–bs or moobs. often seen in out of shape men at the gym. “dude did you see d.f. running today?” “yeah man, the moobment made me sick!”
- Moobleberry
’tis when you forget something you know is important and then you remember it after it’s too late… then you go get high and crash on the couch with cookies… and you have the option of watching wow wow wubbzie, dora, barney, or the wiggles… we need to moobleberry sometime soon.
- moobmen
a collective noun describing the subset of men who have man-b–bs (moobs). did you see that group of fat, bloated moobmen on the boardwalk? those guys had moobs bigger than my stripper sister’s implants!
- Pateros
small town in the middle of b-m f-ck egypt, majority of population is hispanic, and even more of the population count deal drugs. boy: where do you live? girl: pateros boy: where is that? girl: b-m f-ck egypt