mooey moustache
a physical attack on a person involving the -ssailant presoaking a finger in his\her own -n-l sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.
the -n-l sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.
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