Moofie Monster


mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, pc’s and other such things connecting you to the internet. causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.
you went off line!
yeah i know, the moofie monster got me

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