mooge muffins


when a person gets so f-cked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/t-ts. it often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
girl: what happened to me last night? why do i have mooge m-ffins?

roommate: weeeeeeeell…

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