Mooke


isolated species of college dorm life; a male human/monkey hybrid. known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.
d-mn, that mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man… go monkey man, go!
anything u want it to mean
mooke you
someone or something that sucks at everything they try at.
look at michael he is suck a mooke!

(friend fails at something) “what a mooke!”

he is the biggest mooke look at him.

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