Mooker Spooker
a s-xual act involving the use of a clean, white ralph lauren pillowcase. the user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
last night i gave dawn the mooker spooker…but then i had to sleep downstairs because i couldn’t stand the smell.
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