mooker


slang for an ecstasy pill
yo son, i took 2 mookers before the club last night! i was trippin!

ecstasy; e; x; xtc; rolls; beans; adam

slang for an ecstasy pill
definition: a confused chimpanze

backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape
that f-g is such a mooker.

that mooker stole my shotgun.

that mooker got sh-t everywhere
short for “man hooker”
dude, you slept with both elaine and jennifer? you’re such a mooker!
a contraction referring to a prost-tute who is a little person (a midget hooker).
man, them mookers are awesome–they make your d-ck look huge!

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