mooking


a extacy abuser aka tweeker
dam mikey is mooking hard. what a mooker.
an act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse’s private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other’s mouth.
they were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.
to be joking or kidding.
you gotta be mooking me.

it’s a joke. i am just mooking with you.
way of kicking a women in the v-g-n- as hard as you can, for her to produce large amounts of c-m.
“man, i’d really like to be mooking her right now’.
the act of having s-xual intercourse in the back of a u-haul truck while surrounded by stuffed walruses and fuzzy pink d-ld-s.
grandpa: hey s-xy lady i got a u-haul, wanna mook?
grandma: i was hoping you’d ask! i’ll get the fuzzy pink d-ld-s.
grandpa: okay i’ll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!
(v.) the performance of mookish acts, the imitation of the mook himself, acting like a mook.
“that noob is mooking it up.”

“i feel like mooking at the full moon right about now.”

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