Mookums


an -rs- bandit’s favourite pastime.
hey kevin, let’s go down to footscray park tonight… i’ll give you a mook-ms.

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  • moosewood

    a m-ssive erection. the term implies the type of erection that is found mid-bl-wj-b. ex 1. yo, i woke up this morning and i was sporting some moosewood, so i jacked off immediately. ex 2. dude, when that girl was grinding with me, i couldn’t contain my moosewood.

  • Morgane

    someone who isn’t afraid to be herself. she’s extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. she is crazy, weird and funny. you will have a blast being her friend. she wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. she has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. she is the best […]

  • morning after milkshake

    when you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. banana is the best flavor. john: good morning babe, i made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake) susie: oh thanks n-gg-, f-ck me harder.

  • Morning Juice

    the semi-fluid diarrhea that comes after a night of excessive alcohol consumption. uhh, sorry jeff, i just stained your porcelain toilet with my morning juice.

  • Mossy Cottage

    a big fat hairy tw-t. her mossy cottage stank like a kippers f-nny.


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