moolie machete


an empty broken gl-ss bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer mickey’s), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm “whack” on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.
frank and his boys wouldn’t quit running their mouths, so i grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.

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