Mooman
one who is completely dependable and reliable, and moooves you
that boy is a mooman, and hot as h-ll
a 315er who likes to pork cows in the r-ct-m or cow vag. the cow usually asks – “is it in yet?”
” oh man – you’ve still got milk on your belly! you’re sucha moo man!
one of a race of my opinion only jersey midgets that sell real estate and wax nostalgia about forgotten rock and roll bands.
after a particularly grueling day selling houses, the moo-man decided to pop a bruce springsteen c-ssette into his boombox and rock out.
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- Moonscaping
to shave one’s -ss. you have serious wolverine -ss. you are in need of some moonscaping
- Moopter
originated in new baltimore. slang for c-ck sucking road wh-r-. man, did you see rebecka? what a moopter.
- Moose Perch
an act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circ-mstances. balancing is usually involved. although the air was cold and the oxygen low, karen still enjoyed being moose perched by rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.
- smajeen
the act of rubbing ladies private parts together, almost like having s-x omg i walked in on those two smajeening
- Smarked
getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. this word originated in the facepunch drug discussion sub-forum. me:dude, did you see kyle? he was smarked as h-ll. not me: yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.