Moon Baby


a delicate and sacred being, sometimes furry. moon babies are rumored to speak with high pitched mexican accents when called upon properly.
dude: “what does the wise moon baby proclaim?”

moon baby: “eehhhhhh, i need some fresh airs!”
a moonbaby is the ware/hertford hick speak for ‘r-t-rd’ or ‘spastic’. its not widely know, but its very handy when discussing ‘moonbabys’ loudly in a public place.
joe: hahahaha! look at that moonbaby mate!
douche: fit!
any person that practices religion (particularly wiccan) in the night
the girl was a total moon-baby, practicing magic at midnight every full moon-

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