moon chav


someone who in the day appears to be normal everyday people, not chavs, no nike cap, or air max trackies! but after dark,then suddenly transform into a loud mouth shouting chav with big fluffy hooded coats for boys with timberland boots with jeans tucked into the front, and for the girls, they suddenly pile on a tonne of foundation and loads of black eye make up, a bling necklace that is very shiny and tacky! and they wear clothes about 10 sizes to small!!!!!
just go into town on after dark and your find some!
so next time you see one give them some of their own medicine and shout ‘ moon chav ‘!!!!!

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