moon flag
the process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it’s own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.
dude, this is going to be a long deployment, i think i’ll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if i can break in it half before we go home.
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