moon river


a wondahhful song from the movie breakfast at tiffanys:
moon river
wider than a mile
i’m crossing you in style
someday
oh dream maker
you heart breaker
wherever you’re going
i’m going your way
two drifters
off to see the world
theres such a lot of world
to see
we’re after the same
rainbows end
waiting round the bend
my huckleberry friend
moon river and me
“hey, are you singing moon river?”
“ya, i love that song”
1. to moon a river.
2. a very very old song.
guy 1: hey look i’m mooning the river!
guy 2: how very mature of you….
random guy: hey look, that guy is performing the moon river.

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