mooncalf
pr-nounced: moon-kaf
1. a misshapen foetus; a monstrosity or freak.
2. a person with a mental handicap; a born fool.
3. a person who gazes at the moon or idles time away; an absent-minded person.
4. an animal imagined to inhabit the moon.
nerd: you’re such a mooncalf!
jock: huh?
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