mooncat


a girl with big eyes, a b-tton nose, freckles and a round head. real moon cats are not found often and you should cherish any moon cat you come across.
“i saw a moon cat the other day, i got her number and i am going to treasured her. real moon cats don’t come around often.”
an absolute sp-ce cadet of the highest degree, a good person to study to see how f-cked up life can be for some.
see yon boy over there making fun of the disabled people behind their backs? he’s a mooncat.
someone who spends every waking hour staring into middle distance sp-ce, expressionless, mouth wide open, dumbfounded by the world happening around them, but in which they play no part! like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder….. get it. like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder….. get it.
she’s an absolute mooncat. doesn’t have a clue what’s going on!
a person who eats his dog’s p–p for breakfast. if he doesn’t eat dog p–p at least two times a day he eats his wife’s p–p. he bathes in p–p, has p–p smelling cologne, he even brushes his teeth with p–ppaste.
look, mooncat is eating his dog’s sh-t again.

lock the bathroom door if there is ever a mooncat around.

mooncat loves fresh t-rds straight from the b-tthole, sometimes he catches them in his mouth instead of bagging them up for later.
1. the term for a shaven pubic area.
2. an ugly cat.
‘yeah, so i f-cked this one chick with a mooncat…looked like she was six years old.’

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