moonfart
noun. a particularly flighty and flaky sp-ce cadet in a long and lonely orbit, free of substance and merit. a common moonfart trait is delivering intensely b-tchy comments in a soothing, vacant tone; also deflecting all blame and responsibility in the same zombie-guru monotone.
guy1: man, if she put as much effort into her work as she does trying to lead the office in meditation, she might keep her job.
guy2: what else do you expect of moonfart?
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